One reason Quintain Americana kicks Miocene's butt (was: Re: several reason blue oyster cult kicks miocene's ass (was Re: It's summer and the mio-scene is easy))

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After slamming down double-shots of alt.music.miocene ,

After slamming down double-shots of alt.music.miocene ,

After slamming down double-shots of alt.music.miocene ,

I bet ctrl is hiding in a basement naked working on his all-over
monitor tan.

Why you filthy whore. I shall take you to court for that remark.

Please

snd me yr details pls nekkid pics.

ha!
1. miocene has no one with cooly mystical obviously made up names,
like Buck Dharma

I'm known in some circles as Manuel Ponce.

You swishy lil double-clutcher

My address is 1337 Leet Street.

I'm just horribly impressed and the case of penlight batteries is in
the post

Mmm......quadruple insertion.....

2. More cowbell

Leo and I bought one in Japan but it made everything sound like Free.

Don't make me force you to listen to Alabama Thunderpussy, I will, you
know.

I did once listen to them but my teeth exploded, it was incredibly
distressing.

BEST USE OF COWBELL OUTSIDE BoC!

3. No one in miocene has a guitar shaped like the bands logo

Funds, funds. What do you people expect me to buy all this cocaine

with,

leaves?

Cocaine, wtf? When doid you start the retro-duran-duran-coover-band
kick?

Wait till you hear the new album. There's a Yamaha DX7 solo.

I want samples of Jewel getting anally de-flowered, dammit

4. Riding out on stage with a 35cc Puch just doesn't have the same
impact asd a 1200cc Harley Davidson (thought the skull of a gerbil
lovingly felched from the pooter of a Kerang staffer mounted on the
handle bars *is* a nice touch)

Well, at least you noticed THAT. *hurt*

The fact that the Kerranngggg staffer was still "mounted" was an added
touch of excellance

They're all perverts up at K! Towers. I've not yet slept with one but

this

will be remedied at the awards; that is, as long as Christina Aguliera
doesn't show up and cause trouble with her jealous ways. Again.

don't forget you penlight!

5. Miocene still doesn't have cool song titles like "The Siege and
Investiture of Baron von Frankenstiens Castle at Wisseria"

*scribbling furiously*

don't forget, when selecting a dead language for background vocals,
Latin trumps OS2/Warp *every* time...

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who can understand

binary

and those that can't.

that doesn't really explain why the hell I'm listening to a Saga song
at the moment (retro-Canadian wanker fest? I forgot to download some
April Wine so I'd have cock rock for breakfast)

6. Blue Oyster Cult pioneers the use of laser light shows and puts

out

someones eye. Miocene pioneers the use of penlights in backstage
groupie inspections and puts out someones hemmeroids

One point to the lang haired London youngsters then?

I'd allow the point had the hemmeroids not belonged the same Kerrang
staffer(s) mentioned above

Again, they dig it.

is it true 3/4's of their office is occupied by an S&M dungeon?

7. Appearing on stage in a rubber lixard suit is a bold fashion
statement

One day my good man. One day.

Why do I see the entire band dressing up as happy geckos rather than
something ominous, like a Gila Monster?

That would actually be quite sweet. What're the views of these lovely
froups?

I'm pretty sure aff-p is entirely in favor, and I thinki amboc
killfiled us all on sight

8. Stil more cowbell!

I'm now convinced. Ryan, let us prepare the invasion forthwith!

9. a couple dozen more Me262's, and you'd *all* sprechen ein bischen
Deutsche
"on what was surely the hottest day of summer,
they got tired of looking at each other
they looked at the pigs
and at the pig fucker
and one thing just lead to another
he likes to tickle his balls
whatever turns him on
while he's fucking that satellite dish
motherfucker"*
*Quintaine Americana - "And They Were Drinkin'"

15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
YOUR DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND
YOU DEPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING ITS BROKEN LEG
YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOUR PARENTS LOVED YOU
AND THEN I RAN IT OVER
YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW ITS DEAD
MY TIRETRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD
MY TIRETRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD
I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET
AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS
I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU
YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW ITS DEAD
MY TIRETRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD
MY TIRETRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD

yeah, but it has no sex, dammit

TEH SEX0R!

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[changey]

I bet ctrl is hiding in a basement naked working on his all-over
monitor tan.

Why you filthy whore. I shall take you to court for that remark. Please
snd me yr details pls nekkid pics.

again?

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Post by changey

I bet ctrl is hiding in a basement naked working on his all-over
monitor tan.

Why you filthy whore. I shall take you to court for that remark.

Please

Post by changey

snd me yr details pls nekkid pics.

again?

I had to reformat because ryanosauruses LAST nekkid pics were TOO! HAWT! for
my computer to handle. =[


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Post by changey

I bet ctrl is hiding in a basement naked working on his all-over
monitor tan.

Why you filthy whore. I shall take you to court for that remark.

Please

Post by changey

snd me yr details pls nekkid pics.

again?

I had to reformat because ryanosauruses LAST nekkid pics were TOO! HAWT!

for

my computer to handle. =[

You are Stupid. But you make me laugh. So continue with the stupidity.

You are Stupid O Clock.


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Post by changey

I bet ctrl is hiding in a basement naked working on his all-over
monitor tan.

Why you filthy whore. I shall take you to court for that remark.

Please

Post by changey

snd me yr details pls nekkid pics.

again?

I had to reformat because ryanosauruses LAST nekkid pics were TOO! HAWT!

for

my computer to handle. =[

You are Stupid. But you make me laugh. So continue with the stupidity.

You are Stupid O Clock.

Amn't. I only have 2 hands, not 3. And you are Stupid McStupid.

I will freely admit that your insult was a lot better than mine. And I
thought I was one of the elite that said Stupid O Clock. Crap. Life kicks
you when you least expect it, eh?

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I bet ctrl is hiding in a basement naked working on his

all-over

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monitor tan.

Why you filthy whore. I shall take you to court for that

remark.

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Please

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snd me yr details pls nekkid pics.

again?

I had to reformat because ryanosauruses LAST nekkid pics were TOO!

HAWT!

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for

my computer to handle. =[

You are Stupid. But you make me laugh. So continue with the

stupidity.

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You are Stupid O Clock.

Amn't. I only have 2 hands, not 3. And you are Stupid McStupid.
I will freely admit that your insult was a lot better than mine. And I
thought I was one of the elite that said Stupid O Clock. Crap. Life kicks
you when you least expect it, eh?

It's a bitter pill and a terrible travesty. Let's TAKE THIS FUCKIN' PLACE
APART!

*diligently starts to remove the nuts and bolts holding this place together*

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[ryannosaurus]

After slamming down double-shots of alt.music.miocene , "changey"

2. More cowbell

!!!!!

never underestimate the power of teh cowbell!
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mhm31x8
smeeter#39
CoT#420




"Comparing Ronald Reagan and George W Bush is like
comparing a grown man to a garden gnome."
- Ron Reagan Jr.

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Wait till you hear the new album. There's a Yamaha DX7 solo.

is it live or programmed?

Depends which sounds worse.

ps forgive the late entry to this thread, but it's the most entertainment
i've had in months

Never underestimate the power of teh flonk!


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