"Goddess of Groundhogs" <***@my.shadow.com> wrote in message news:***@216.77.188.16...
: "tµÞêgü¥" <***@NO1-800-sunbeamSPAM.com> raised his/her head from
: their hole and screamed - news:bl2ej5$uk7$***@sun-news.laserlink.net:
:
: >
: > "Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip"
: > <***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan> wrote in message
: > news:***@news.teranews.com...
: >> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by
: >> Goddess of Groundhogs, and I thusly replied:
: >>
: >> > ***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan (Reverend Parson Peter
: >> > Parsnip) raised his/her head from their hole and screamed -
: >> > news:***@news.teranews.com:
: >> >
: >> >> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article
: >> >> by Goddess of Groundhogs, and I thusly replied:
: >> >>
: >> >>> ***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan (Reverend Parson Peter
: >> >>> Parsnip) raised his/her head from their hole and screamed -
: >> >>> news:***@news.teranews.com:
: >> >>>
: >> >>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL
: >> >>>> article by Goddess of Groundhogs, and I thusly replied:
: >> >>>>
: >> >>>>> ***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan (Reverend Parson Peter
: >> >>>>> Parsnip) raised his/her head from their hole and screamed -
: >> >>>>> news:***@news.teranews.com:
: >> >>>>>
: >> >>>>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL
: >> >>>>>> article by Goddess of Groundhogs, and I thusly replied:
: >> >>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>> ***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan (Reverend Parson
: >> >>>>>>> Peter Parsnip) raised his/her head from their hole and
: >> >>>>>>> screamed -
: >> >>>>>>> news:***@news.teranews.com:
: >> >>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL
: >> >>>>>>>> article by Goddess of Groundhogs, and I thusly replied:
: >> >>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>> Moonbug <***@budweiser.com> raised his/her head from
: >> >>>>>>>>> their hole and screamed -
: >> >>>>>>>>> news:***@4ax.com:
: >> >>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 21:14:42 GMT, Goddess of
: >> >>>>>>>>>> Groundhogs <***@my.shadow.com> wrote:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan (Reverend Parson
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>Peter Parsnip) raised his/her head from their hole and
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>screamed -
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>
: news:***@news.teranews.com
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>> EVIL article by Goddess of Groundhogs, and I thusly
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>> replied:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> ***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan (Reverend
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Parson Peter Parsnip) raised his/her head from
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> their hole and screamed -
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:b1859c688ba78717df7831b675416ae9
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.teranews.com:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> EVIL article by Goddess of Groundhogs, and I
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> thusly replied:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan (Reverend
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Parson Peter Parsnip) raised his/her head from
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their hole and screamed -
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>> news:***@news.teranews.com:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EVIL article by Goddess of Groundhogs, and I
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thusly replied:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan (Reverend
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Parson Peter Parsnip) raised his/her head from
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their hole and screamed -
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:190dadcfd91a92be7075dbd589d0ca50
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.teranews.com:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this EVIL article by Goddess of Groundhogs,
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I thusly replied:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip) raised
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> his/her head from their hole and screamed -
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:8d9cf07ee5eee507f404ba756975ed78
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.teranews.com:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this EVIL article by Goddess of Groundhogs,
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I thusly replied:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip) raised
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> his/her head from
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their hole and screamed -
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>
: news:***@news.teranews.com:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of this EVIL article by Goddess of
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Groundhogs, and I thusly replied:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moonbug <***@budweiser.com> raised
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> his/her head from their hole and screamed
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:hnr0nvoth5gqhmojl502vake1ueemtn0ab@
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4ax.com:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 08:37:04 GMT,
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ***@ngelicqualities.evilsatan
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip) wrote:
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >A 50 pound bag of Ol Roy Kibbles and
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Crunchies dogfood
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A suggestively shaped vegetable
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, no, not the carrot again!!
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Have you noticed that if you ever throw
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>up, you will always have carrots in the
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sick, regardless of whether or not
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you've eaten them?
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its a mystery. Sorta like, why is it
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that no matter how much you chew the
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> corn, it still comes out whole? No
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> matter which end
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it comes out of.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <shrug>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or how grape soda makes ya poop green.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What about Sunny Delight?
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't know. Waht about it?
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does that make ya poop change colour?
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To a bright sunny orange?
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was my original hypothesis, yes.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Could be. Mysterious poop colors happen, ya
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to give it a try. I've ordered 50
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> litres of the stuff off Tesco.com.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Please be sure to tell us what happens.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Waiting with baited breath...
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will post the results tomorrow.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's overnight delivery then?
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It will arrive first thing in the morning (I'm
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> paying them a little extra for the privilege) and
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will excessively consume the beverage all day to
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> see what result it has on my bowel movements in
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the evening.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Somehow, I doubt it'll take till evening.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>> I have a sneaking suspicion you could be right. I'm
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>> stocking up on toilet roll just in case it's a
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>> sloppy one.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>Wise move.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>>I'd buy double rolls, just to be safe.
: >> >>>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>>> Heh. Hell, just grab a towel.
: >> >>>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>>> Remind me not to let you use my restroom... heheheh
: >> >>>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>>> It's a good job I didn't heed this advice. A towel would
: >> >>>>>>>> have been far from sufficient to clean up the mess I
: >> >>>>>>>> made.
: >> >>>>>>>
: >> >>>>>>> Yes, 173 rolls of paper x 2 for double roll would be 346
: >> >>>>>>> normal rolls. Way beyond the capacity of a towel.
: >> >>>>>>
: >> >>>>>> I'll say. But it would have saved on the rainforest. I can
: >> >>>>>> hear the Amazon trees being yanked down as we type. I feel
: >> >>>>>> partly guilty, but the other part of me knows that this
: >> >>>>>> was an important breakthrough in the history of science.
: >> >>>>>
: >> >>>>> Yes, your name should go down in history.
: >> >>>>
: >> >>>> Thank you ever so much. Who do I contact to make sure it is
: >> >>>> so?
: >> >>>
: >> >>> Garaldo?
: >> >>
: >> >> Guinness?
: >> >
: >> > Galois?
: >>
: >> Goa?
: >
: > Buh?
: >
: Duh?
DOH~!
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I drove all the way down this thread to see a 'duh'?